Favourite Unconventional Femslash Pairings

Unconventional/Unheard Of Femslash Pairings was the topic at Passion Perfect here which had me thinking about mine.

Rose/Toshiko (Doctor Who) – kind of random I realise as they never interacted but I love the idea of them. It’s my personal fanon that Tosh was part of Rose’s team in the other dimension and helped to create the dimensional canon (or created it). [Of course I also ship Rose/Anyone so...]

Sarah/Jesse (Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles) – I didn’t start really shipping them until after the show was finished. But after re-watching select season 2 episodes and thinking about where season three could have gone I got really attached to the idea of Sarah hooking up with Jesse post-season 2.

Pepper/Natasha (Iron Man) – I wouldn’t think this would be such a rare pairing but I’ve found almost nothing about them.

Bonnie/Lexie and Elena/Anna (The Vampire Diaries) – This fandom has so many different femslash pairings that I like but I think these two are the rarest. Bonnie/Lexie seems really random especially since they never interacted. But I’ve loved the idea of them since Lexie’s episode. I think they’d get along well but there would still be some delicious tension in their relationship. Lexie is mature but also fun and I think that’s something Bonnie needs in a relationship. While I liked Anna with Jeremy well enough I loved her so much more than him and felt like she needed a different love in interest. While thinking about possibilities I considered Elena and the idea stuck.

Haruka/Usagi (Sailor Moon) – Of all my Sailor Moon femslash pairings this is the one I find hardest to find fannish stuff for. Even though they kissed in the manga!

Others include: Buffy/Tara (BtVS), Lois/Lana (Smallville), Alexa/Ripley (Aliens verse), Angela/Cam (Bones).

As far as crossover pairings go:

Mika Coretti/Alexa Woods (Ninja Assassin/Aliens vs. Predators) - I love the idea of them. I even have a background for them where they were college roommates and best friends.

Lucy Diamond/Kelly Jones (D.E.B.S./St. Trinians) - Lucy was totally a St. Trinian's girl. She was probably Head Girl and Kelly's mentor/girlfriend.

Susan Pevensie/Alice Kingsleigh (Chronicles of Narnia/Alice in Wonderland)

Olivia Dunham/Dani Reese (Fringe/Life)

(Okay, not really a meme but it should be.)

Random, Bones and Hellcats Thoughts

So Scalzi wrote a post here about a scheme that James Frey has going on. It’s what Scalzi calls a ‘book packaging scheme’ and sounds like it should be illegal but isn’t. You just have to an absolute asshole to do it. Reading the short summary of the contract left me a bit incredulous at his gall. It’s a seriously ridiculous contract!

I mean it includes things like –

“The writer would not have approval over his or her publicity, pictures, or biographical materials.” and

“Full Fathom Five could use the writer’s name or a pseudonym without his or her permission, even if the writer was no longer involved with the series, and the company could substitute the writer’s full name for a pseudonym at any point in the future.” (!) and

“The writer would be financially responsible for any legal action brought against the book but would not own its copyright.” (!!)

I mean what the freaking hell? Who would sign that? If someone put a contract that read like that in front of me I would walk out. But apparently people are signing it. ... Why?! I don’t understand.

Anyway... the post is pretty much entirely gender neutral, I’m kind of impressed actually, except for this excerpt: “sets up a writer to be dependent on others because she is ignorant of the particulars of her own business. You know how every year you hear about an actor or musician who has been screwed by his accountant or business manager?” I read this and it just really bothered me. I actually had to stop reading the entry and think about it because it was bothering me so much. What it is, is that in a post with no other gendered language like this, we have ‘she’ being ignorant of her own business and ‘his’ manager screwing him over. The woman is the one being ignorant and there’s this undercurrent that it’s her fault, or at least it’s more her fault than the man who was ‘screwed over’ by others with no implied fault on his part. I don’t think this was the intent of Scalzi or the post at all but it came off very problematic to me. I think most people would think I’m being too picky here and it’s silly, and I kind of feel that way myself, and yet still... it bothers me. It’s so subtle and that kind of makes it worse.

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I watched the trailer for the new superhero series The Cape (which is up here) and it looks interesting enough that I’ll probably check out the pilot. But at the same time my main reaction is ‘sigh’. TPTB of this show apparently thought about it and decided that what the superhero genre needed was – another white guy fighting crime. Because that’s certainly something we haven’t seen enough of. Summer Glau is in the show, a definite plus towards watching, but is apparently the Cape’s tech support girl. It seems like kind of a waste to have Summer Glau in a non-kicking ass role. You know what would make this all a lot more enjoyable for me? If Summer Glau was the hero or at least was his partner – she grew up in the circus, perhaps is a trapeze artist, maybe she throws knives – and then there could be another female character who was their tech support. From the video it appears that Summer’s character meets The Cape by getting into a fight with him so maybe she’ll be tech support who occasionally kicks ass? That would be nice. On the positive side the wife and son weren’t killed off to give superhero angst so that was nice and we have a Martin Klebba (Verne Troyer) kicking ass. One of the last lines of the trailer pretty much encapsulates my main issue with this show: “I have to show my son that one man can still make a difference.” Yeeeahhh. Changing just one word there – man to person – would have made such a huge difference.

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