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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

We'll never get tired of our cat's silly time.

Living with a cat means accepting that silliness is not a phase - it's a lifestyle. No matter how many times you've seen it, that sudden burst of zoomies down the hallway will always catch you off guard. The dramatic leaps onto furniture, the intense stare at absolutely nothing, the way a perfectly good box instantly becomes the most important object in the house… it never stops being entertaining. And somehow, it never stops being funny.

Cats have a special talent for turning the mundane into a performance. A dangling cord becomes an epic battle. A sunbeam becomes sacred territory. A simple stretch turns into an acrobatic display that demands appreciation. You could watch these antics every single day and still be surprised by a new variation on the same chaotic theme. There's comfort in that predictability mixed with just enough randomness to keep life interesting.

What makes it even better is knowing that this silly behavior isn't something they grow out of. Kittens, seniors, and every age in between carry that same playful spark. It's part of who they are. Sharing your space with a cat means your home is never truly quiet, never boring, and never lacking in small moments of joy. In a world that can feel repetitive and exhausting, cats remind us that delight can live in the smallest, strangest places - and that silliness, when shared, never gets old.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Meowing memes on a silver platter, for your purring joy.

Happy Caturday, feline fam! There's something deeply comforting about the idea of joy being gently served to us - no effort required, no expectations attached. Just a quiet moment, a soft blanket, and a cat who has decided that this exact second is the purrfect time to curl up beside you. Life can be loud and demanding, but Caturday reminds us that happiness doesn't have to shout. Sometimes it purrs.

Our cats seem to understand this better than anyone. They move through the world at their own pace, finding pleasure in sunbeams, cardboard, and the simple luxury of being close to the people they trust. They teach us how to rest without guilt, how to enjoy softness, and how to accept comfort when it's offered - even if it comes with a little fur on our clothes.

This is the kind of joy that doesn't rush you. It invites you to slow down, to breathe, to settle into the moment like a loaf finding the perfect shape. A Caturday isn't about doing more - it's about feeling more calm, more warmth, more connection. So take this time for yourself. Sink into the cozy, let your cat take over your lap, and allow a little purring happiness to carry you through the day. You deserve to enjoy joy, beautifully plated and served just for you.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

You expect a house you buy to come with marble countertops, but this house came with a cute cat instead. His family left him behind, but lucky for him, the dad and son who moved in after them adopted him. Instead of having to survive on the streets, this fluffy tomcat will not only have a warm winter, but a better family to truly love him.

Of all the choices you can make while moving, leaving your cat behind should not be one of them. We know that cats aren't good with change, but a change of house will be far less difficult than all of a sudden waking up to the only family you've known your entire life being gone. Cats may not understand the concept of abandonment, but they certainly understand that their lives all of a sudden became a lot less safe.

But even if they don't understand why you left, it doesn't mean that you should. You understand it, and that makes it even worse. Maybe the cat below was a troublemaker, tomcats certainly have a reputation for that sort of thing. Probably because they haven't been snipped yet, so they have an excess of testosterone that causes them to be more territorial and less friendly. A quick, painless medical procedure should fix that right up! 

Thankfully, the new homeowners decided to adopt him when they moved in. He may have been left behind, but he got a better family than the one that left him. If nothing else, we're thankful for that. Everyone, meet 'El Gato Blanco'!

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

We would do anything to make our cats happy, even get them a cat of their own. 

It's a good solution in some situations. Adopting a cat for your cat is something that you should consider doing if you are often not home, if you are unable to spend a lot of time with your cats. It's something you should consider if the cat came from a family and is used to being around other felines. It could be a good thing for them. But if you do that… you have to be prepared for changes. 

You want your cat to love the new kitten. You want your cat and kitten to become best friends. If you're adopting a kitten for your cat to make your cat happy, then you actually want for it to work - for the two of them to bond and have fun with one another. You can't be upset about them. You can't be upset they're spending less time with you now. Well, no, we take that back. You can be upset about it. We probably would be too. But you should remember why you did it, that it's for a good cause, that it's what you wanted. 

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

It's time for the most purrfect recap of the week!

It doesn't require a lot, really. All that you really need to have a purrfect Caturday is to start said Caturday on the right paw. Wake up late, stay wrapped up in your blankets for a little while longer, and, of course, do the one thing that matters more than anything: start your morning with the bestest cat content of the entire week. And that is exactly why you are here, because in our weekly Caturday meowgazine, we have everything that you will need. 

We write this segment every single week, using our deep knowledge of the cat interwebs to put together the best of the best for you. Here, you have the most viral cat tweets of the week that people shared, the funniest cat memes that made people laugh, even at the most difficult times, the sweetest cat stories and the spicy ones too, the ones that intrigued people and captured their attention. We wish you all the loveliest Caturday - a day full of absolutely nothing but pawsitivity. We hope you enjoy reading through this collection as much as we did making it and that you will reach the end of it with a smile. 

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Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

Cats can always turn a cat lover's frown upside down. 

With their floofy, flickering tails or a soft paw's caress, cats are both elegant and heartwarming at once. When they hop up onto their hooman's lap and start purring, it's as if the world's woes melt away with every vibration and their warm tummies soften the iciest shoulders. Felines have that special way about them, and most people don't realize it until they encounter a cat's meowgic in real life. 

Feline fairies leave a glowing glittery trail of pawsitive vibes in their wake. As they walk down the hallway from the litter box, don't mistake the golden flecks of sparkles as some misplaced kitty litter: It's actually their feline magic. Like mages of mystery and wonder, cats can transform a frown into a smile, a grimace into a snuggle, and a bad day into a good day. Just like that, cats can flip the switch on bad moods and terrible vibes, simply by being their cute feline selves. 

Even passively, as they're curled up by the windowsill, taking a luxurious feline nap, they radiate goodness and a happy aura. 

Whenever a cat lover is lucky enough to encounter any feline during their day, whether it's their beloved furbaby at home, a stray in the gym parking lot, or a friendly neighborhood kitten, their day is turned around for the better. And that's a feline fact. They carry a certain mystique and mystery about them, that's for sure, but what hoomans cannot comprehend about kitties is that they love us so much that they're willing to share a little bit of their feline magic with us at any given moment. It's in those shared sessions that the human mood is uplifted, and we soar to new heights. Thanks, little kitty, for sharing your happy meows and sounds of contentment. 

Bippity boppity booop! Your day is miraculously cured of sorrows and woes, because cats have come to save the mood. 

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Posted by Lana DeGaetano

The winter weather might have it out for you, but these heartwarming feline feel-goods aim to have you feline toasty in no time.

It's another cold one out there, kitty cat lovers of the world. There's nothing quite like a cozy Caturday inside with our favorite furry fellas, especially when it's a guilt-free kind of day. We've got nothing to do, our favorite show just released a new season for us to binge-watch, and our pajamas will be the only thing that we wear for the next two days. This is the life, friends. And to think, our felines get to live like this every day… How do we sign up for this kind of life? I have to find a genie and a lamp, ASAP…

How do you know if you've made it in life? Well, if you have a cozy couch, a right-paw furry friend, and lots of love in your heart, we'd say you're doing pretty stellar. Enjoying life means paying gratitude to the little things we have, and those little things might just take the shape of little kitty cats with funny whiskers and silly, chunky pouches. Maybe I'm just describing my cat. You get the picture!

Scroll below if Caturdays are your favorite day of the week!

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Furiday feels like purrmission to live a little more like a cat.

The pace slows down across the board. People are technically working, but only just. Emails get shorter, tasks are done with the bare minimum of effort, and no one is starting anything new unless absolutely forced. The real job is watching the clock and waiting to be released. That last hour stretches forever, even though productivity has been questionable since lunch.

You can tell when someone's mentally checked out. Tabs are being closed that haven't been touched all week. Desks are being quietly cleared. There's a shared understanding that anything not finished by now is a problem for next week. Like a cat knocking something off the table, the workweek is gently pushed aside.

When it's finally time to leave, the shift is instant. Laptop shut. Bag grabbed. No lingering. It's the human version of sprinting toward the sound of a treat bag. The walk out feels lighter, like you've landed on your feet after a long stretch of being on edge.

Plans don't matter much. Going out, staying in, ordering food, or doing absolutely nothing all feel equally perfect. Food tastes better. The couch feels more inviting. Even silence feels like a reward.

Friday isn't about achievement or hustle. It's about relief. About knowing you survived another week and earned a little time to loaf, lounge, and ignore responsibility. For a brief moment, everyone gets to live like a cat who has nowhere to be and nothing to prove.

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Posted by Briana Viser

Do you believe in love at first sight? 

If you believe in fate, then it means you believe there are no coincidences. It might not mean that you believe everything happens for a reason, but that you find a reason for everything that happens. And if you're out shopping and have a sudden and uncontrollable urge to go pet shopping for some nonurgent dog food, then you should go follow your dreams! 

It's not everyday that you walk into a pet stores to pick up some dog food and come home with…another pet. This wholesome father was merely trying to do his daily errands for the family. Unbeknownst to him, when he got inside the pet store they were having a pet sale – kitties and puppies galore, to his children's joy but not his…initially. He was looking around at the kittens and one little orange one caught his eye. This kitten in particular was orange and uninterested in everyone and everything. Then suddenly, he strikes! He grabs onto the dad's sleeve and won't let go! It's an instant connection, and right then and there the dad decides he must take home this kitten, so he does. Once at home, the kitten immediately is settled and ritualistic with the dog, kids, and wife. He says that at night the kitten sleeps right on top of his dog, who sleeps right between his legs. How adorable! 

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Posted by Briana Viser

My little pookie cookie. 

Nicknames, baby names, pet names, terms of endearment – they're all something we do, whether we realize it or not. Pet names are little symbols of love that we don't even notice. They're metaphors for the relationship, a window into the ins and outs of the dynamic between a certain couple. They're soft, silly, and often meaningful to the couple, but sometimes not. Sometimes they're highly emotional and have so many connotations that the person's government name wouldn't have. A pet name is affection speaking without logic or reasoning. It's a way of making things cuter naturally, without even trying. What's funny about pet names is that they evolve too. They go with inside jokes, they might have a theme. 

When you have an actual pet, you probably have a pet name for him or her as well. And there's really nothing cuter than having a cat with a pet name, and sitting together to scroll cat memes. If you feel like your cat is your child, your baby, and your love to take care of, then you'll adore these adorable cat memes that embody them as little babies. 

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

We are often led to believe that any cat who walks into our home is a Cat Distribution Delivery, but as you will come to find in this story, that is not always the case and we ought to be more aware.

Cats, unlike pretty much any other animal, are pretty sure that this world belongs to them. It does not matter that we drive the cars, give them the food and pay for all the bills. They still think they run the joint. Which means that a cat with the right amount of charm and charisma will have little to no issue sauntering into your home in the hopes of getting a feeding. Which is pretty much exactly what happened to an unsuspecting hooman one day, when a cat just walked through his window.

And while the people around him were sure that they were looking at a case of the CDS this hooman understood the nature of cats on a deeper level than those around him. For he knew that this was not the way a CDS delivery feels and wasted no time in finding the cat's actual family before he fell in love with it and would end up stealing it. A worthwhile lesson for all of us.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Cats constantly find themselves getting adopted in the strangest of ways.

It's like that one meme where you see people preparing the house for weeks to adopt a dog, making sure everything is in place, arriving on adoption day with the mental readiness of a Tibetan monk. But cats? It's more like "I found this bundle of dirty fur on an old newspaper out next to the back alley dumpster. Can I feed it tuna?" It's almost as if there's a contributor to this cat chaos… the Cat Distribution System, for instance. Seriously, with every cat adoption story we're reading online, we're more and more convinced the CDS is no conspiracy theory at all.

And this one cloudy floof makes us believe iteven harder. She was caught in a rat trap! If that's not one of the most random cat adoption places, we don't know what is. The CDS is original, truly. But it also knows to purrfectly match the cat to the person, and vice versa. And this floofy feline princess landed in the loving hands she needed, and right into her forever home. Seeing her turn from a stray to a princess warmed our hearts in ways we can't describe - especially in this cold weather.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

If there's a cat in your soul, you know.

You feel the claws trying to make themselves known from the inside, like a meow is sitting at the edge of your throat every time you see a cat on the street, and you can't wait to be their friend. That's your inner cat speaking, or, more accurately - making the soul biscuits you feel every time you see a cat. If you look at a cat on the street and think "I need another cat friend in my life, right meow, at this instant." it's the cat in your soul thinking what we all know is true.

Think about crazy cat ladies, for example. They're not crazy. It's just people who let the cat in their soul take total control. So, of course, they might seem crazy to outside observers, but to them? They act in a complete cat logic. And that's admirable.

When was the last time you actually listened to the cat that dwells inside your soul? Really think about it. Was it the last time you provided a little snack for yourself for no reason? Was it the last time you felt an unexplainable urge to zoomie? Or was it when you wanted to look at all the cat memes?

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Posted by Blake Seidel

We're used to sharing things with our fluffy friends, but not everyone is okay with that level of… intimacy. A new couple enraged a cat parent by bringing their own dinnerware, cups, and silverware after watching them feed their cat on the same plates they use to eat, and let's just say it didn't end well.

Pet parents will do things that non-pet owners will never understand

We, as cat owners, understand that there is virtually nothing we can do to stop our cats from doing what they want in our home. We can try to put aluminum foil on the countertops to keep them off, but they'll find a way to knock it down and get up there anyway. We've tried to give them automatic water fountains to drink from, and yet, they still drink out of our water glasses. They sleep in our beds and snuggle up next to us on the couch. They are a part of our lives at home, and anyone who comes over needs to understand that.

It's okay, you don't have to agree with it, but just like our dad always used to say, "When you're in my house, you live by my rules". Of course we vacuum up all the cat hair we can and clean all the surfaces and glasses before having people over. It's a common courtesy that we would do even if we didn't have a cat. All of our friends know that our cats drink from water glasses, and none of them have ever said anything about it. Maybe we just live in a bubble of adorably accepting people, but if someone did to us what this couple did to the cat pawrent below, we would also be purrfectly upset.

This pawrent tells us a story of how a new couple joined them and their friend group for dinner at their place, and when they came the second time, they brought their own cutlery, plates, and glasses. Confused, he asked why, and their response was nothing short of disrespectful. They said they saw their cat eating from the same plates they use, and they were "disgusted" by it. 

If the plates were unwashed, we might agree with them, but the pawrent has a high-powered dishwasher that sanitizes everything, so at this point, they're just being strangely purrticular. The argument got heated, and the cat owner kicked them out of his home. They haven't been in contact since.

We're not expecting everyone to understand our lives with our cats, but there's also a line that we have to draw in the sand. You're allowed to have your own standards of cleanliness, but don't expect us to follow yours when you're in our house, and certainly don't bring your own dinnerware when eating at someone's house, just say you don't want to come.

Would you have reacted the same way? We know we would have. There are certain people that you don't need in your life, and someone who thinks our cats are dirty certainly doesn't belong.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

In a world full of people trying to constantly improve and outdo each other, some things are already purrfect. Those things shouldn't change at all, and those things are cat memes.

Some things have already reached their purrfect state - like the wheel. You can't really improve something that already works exactly as it's intended to. Cats are another example. Sure, they could be smarter, but then they would lose their dramtically derpy feline factor that makes them so lovable. Dad jokes are another thing that can't be improved. They reached such a purrfectly amazing level of stoopid that they actually became terrible, but they were so terrible that they became good again. And you know what the combination of cats and Dad jokes gets you? Cat memes, also known as purrfection.

That's why we keep bringing you new original feline funnies every week this year with the same Lolcats chaos, because if it ain't broke, it don't need fixing. We select the best of the best from all our weekly submissions of new cat memes to give to you so you can laugh your tails off with a purrfect product that can't be impurroved. They bring us a few minutes of joy every Friday, and in today's world, that's something more precious than gold.

Enjoy this cheezburger filled with nostalgic felines, freshly-baked funnies, and we hope your weekend is pawsitively purrfect.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Owning a cat means you and that cat are a package deal in relationships, and your partner needs to know that. 

It's important to have the Cat Talk early on in new relationships, to set the expectations quickly. You and your cat come together. You are a family. And your partner has to accept that and everything that comes with it. The ones who don't like it, the people who hate cats or traits that cats have, have no business dating someone who has cats. You should never be put in a position of having to choose between your partner and your cat

You find out all kinds of weird beliefs that people have about cats once you actually start talking to them about it. People who think that it is unhygienic to kiss your cat on their little forehead and are turned off by it. People who are jealous of their partner's love for their cat and find themselves resenting the cat and the partner because of it. And although this is not true about all vegans - we know, we're dating one who loves cats - apparently, some of them think that cats eating meat is a problem. 

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Every once in a while, cats really decide to make dramatic entrances into our lives. 

The cat distribution system can find us in all kinds of situations in our lives. Sometimes, it's calm. A cat walks up to your home, walks in, and never leaves. It's simple. It's sweet. Other times, it's funny, and a cat flies through your window and right into your lap and into your life, leaving you with no choice but to accept your fate, go out and get cat supplies. Sometimes, it's all about confusion, and you find yourself being handed a kitten through a Starbucks drive-through winow and leaving with it neatly tucked into your apron pocket. 

But every so often, once in a blue moon, the CDS decides to go all out and come into your life in a blaze of glory. Chaos. Chaos everywhere. Screaming in the middle of the night and having to fight off raccoons in complete darkness with a hockey stick to attempt to save the life of a tiny black kitten who doesn't know what it has gotten itself into. It's all worth it in the end, of course. We know it, the CDS knows it, and the person fighting the raccooons… they're going to learn this eventually. 

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Cats rule the internet, and cat memes are our shrine. 

If there is one thing that every single person in the world knows, it is that cats rule the internet. Not a single person argues against that. Even the biggest cat haters will agree that cats have a hold on the people of the internet more than anything else. Stories about cats get shared all the time, funny and wholesome. Pictures of cats go viral literally every single day. And of course, the thing that matters the most, hilarious cat memes get shared and created each and every day without exception. 

We see it this way: funny cat memes are our shrine to our cats. This is the way that we show cats our appreciation, even when we are not home to pet them and love them. We can't go around building statues of our cats the way that people used to do in the past. But something that we can do is sit back and laugh at silly cat memes throughout the day. Smiling at these memes, reminding ourselves just how much we love cats - this is how we show them love nowadays. That and having our phone stuffed full of pictutes of them. 

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Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

The best memes to keep at your side when you decide to stay in bed all weekend long.

Many offices have a tradition during the last lunch of the week, to go around the table and ask everyone about their weekend plans. People share what they are most looking forward to in the weekend, whether it's a fun date night or a family gathering, and everyone gets a glimpse of their coworkers' lives outside of the office.

If we're being completely honest, we never liked that tradition, but not for the reasons you might think. Years ago, we might have been ashamed that our only weekend plans were to cuddle in bed with our cats and read a good book, while others went out and enjoyed their youth at some club, but not anymore.

These days, we have no problem going into great detail about our favorite things to do during the weekend, even if it's mostly sleep, eat, and read. We are proud to be the homebodies that we are, and we have no shame in it whatsoever. 

The reason we don't like this tradition is that now people in the office seem to turn to us and ask for recommendations on what they should do while in bed all weekend long. Suddenly, everyone wants book or TV recommendations, or they want to know what take-out we had on Friday night. Since when are we the influencers on how to spend the perfect night indoors? We don't like people; that is why we preferred to spend the weekend with our cats in the first place. Why would anyone turn to us for advice?

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Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

Sending memes to a treasured favorite hooman is the moment that takes a friendship or relationship to a new level: Mewtual feline love brings us all together. 

Owning a cat with another person is the ultimate declaration of dedication, devotion, and love. 

Meowrrage is one thing, but owning a cat together is far more serious to a bona fide cat lover. Impulsively perusing pet store adoption events, cruising the local humane society, or even keeping your eyes peeled at the average Walmart parking lot can help people find the purrfect feline to share as their designated furbaby. Once you get a cat together, your bond is immortalized. And for many people, if you find that your partner in life is not as obsessed with cats as you are, you're going to have serious problems. 

Beyond a natural compatibility and romance, couples need to share a mewtual love for cats. Without a feline in your life that can judge you both equally from its perch on your refrigerator, what's the point? Cat lovers require a feline in their lives, whether in their own home or by proxy, with a neighbor, on the street corner, or at their parents' house. 

Everyone remembers the first cat they got with a loved one. Not only was that feline a treasured kitty in the lives of their hoomans, but that special furbaby will furrever be loved like a family member. Without the kitty glue that binds us together, humanity may begin to fall apart. We need cats to remind us that our potted plants are vulnerable and that no item on the countertop is safe from being pushed to the floor. Tin canned food must always be offered, and kittens' cries must always be answered with the cuddles and snuggles of a beloved companion.

So when you come back from work today, don't forget to kiss the top of your cat's noggin. Although you love your partner too, it's this little mew mew who was the original bond of pet love that brought you together, and nothing can take that away from them. 

Life is good when you're the household's favorite kitty. 

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