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Sending memes to a treasured favorite hooman is the moment that takes a friendship or relationship to a new level: Mewtual feline love brings us all together. 

Owning a cat with another person is the ultimate declaration of dedication, devotion, and love. 

Meowrrage is one thing, but owning a cat together is far more serious to a bona fide cat lover. Impulsively perusing pet store adoption events, cruising the local humane society, or even keeping your eyes peeled at the average Walmart parking lot can help people find the purrfect feline to share as their designated furbaby. Once you get a cat together, your bond is immortalized. And for many people, if you find that your partner in life is not as obsessed with cats as you are, you're going to have serious problems. 

Beyond a natural compatibility and romance, couples need to share a mewtual love for cats. Without a feline in your life that can judge you both equally from its perch on your refrigerator, what's the point? Cat lovers require a feline in their lives, whether in their own home or by proxy, with a neighbor, on the street corner, or at their parents' house. 

Everyone remembers the first cat they got with a loved one. Not only was that feline a treasured kitty in the lives of their hoomans, but that special furbaby will furrever be loved like a family member. Without the kitty glue that binds us together, humanity may begin to fall apart. We need cats to remind us that our potted plants are vulnerable and that no item on the countertop is safe from being pushed to the floor. Tin canned food must always be offered, and kittens' cries must always be answered with the cuddles and snuggles of a beloved companion.

So when you come back from work today, don't forget to kiss the top of your cat's noggin. Although you love your partner too, it's this little mew mew who was the original bond of pet love that brought you together, and nothing can take that away from them. 

Life is good when you're the household's favorite kitty.